people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'Im gonna draw you something'
'it's okay, I'll pay'
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut
adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to
when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lecture
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
"Hey remember when you liked - "