Would You Say I Became A Hero?

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

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hreny:

this is seriously my favorite episode

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novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

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Person: Hi, do you want pizza?
Person Nobody Likes: No. I'm being healthy. I'm not eating pizza because...
Everyone: Okay.
Person Nobody Likes: It looks so good, but the calories--
Everyone: Okay.
Person Nobody Likes: ...and the fat--
Everyone: Okay.
Person Nobody Likes: Here's a long explanation of my diet...
Everyone:
Person Nobody Likes: But I wish I could cheat LOL!
Everyone:
Person Nobody Likes: That stuff is so bad for you, you know? But you have fun!
Everyone who has left to go live their lives:
Person Nobody Likes: It's the gluten, you know? I don't know what that is, but it's soooooo baaaaaad.
Crickets who have come out because it's midnight now:
Person Nobody Likes: I cheated and ate an M&M yesterday! I spent an hour at the gym to make up for it but so worth it LOL.
Unfeeling universe:
Person Nobody Likes: Have you tried using cauliflower instead of bread to make a pizza?
Existential dread:
Person Nobody Likes: It tastes exactly the same, and it's sooooo much healthier.
Death itself:
Person Nobody Likes: I'm gonna go drink my soy smoothie now.
Person Nobody Likes: It's a small size.
Person Nobody Likes: Gotta watch my thighs!
Apocalypse, the end of all space and time as we know it, the fathomless void of nothingness:
Person Nobody Likes: BUT YOU ENJOY THAT PIZZA, FRIEND.
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knoodler:

when the manga gets an anime and the anime gets a reboot and you get to watch your favorite character die three different times

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"Good Morning"
“How was your day?”
“Be careful”
“Text me when you get home so I know you’re safe”
“Sweet dreams”
“How are you?”
“I hope you’re feeling better”
“Have a good day today!”
“I miss you”
“Good night”
“Can you come over?”
“Can I come over?”
“Can I see you?”
“Can I call you?”
“You’re beautiful”
“Want something to drink?”
“Watch your step”
“Let’s watch a movie”
“What are you up to?”
“How is your day so far?”
“It will be okay”
“I’m here for you”
“Do you need anything?”
“Are you hungry?”
“I just wanted to hear your voice”
“You just made my day”

You don’t have to hear “I Love You” to know that someone does. Listen carefully. People speak from the heart more often than you think.

- Blocklava (via blocklava)

I know

(via falloutforari)
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littleprincessaubrey:

lol

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mirrortraffic:

hobbit au where bilbo’s sword, sting, is not actually a sword but sting, the lead singer of the police, who glows blue when orcs and goblins are nearby

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daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

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budvveiser:

Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do

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j5h:

how do i put university tuition on an amazon wishlist

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petrichoriousparalian:

translikeuswereborntorun:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance

I have a lot of feels about turk and jd. Yeah they were both straight but they loved each other and it never was a “no homo” thing. It got pretty homo at times and they embraced it and it didn’t matter. The joke wasn’t that they were gay, it wasn’t even a joke. They had serious friend love for each other and showed it in healthy ways. It showed cis men that were compassionate for each other in a positive way(yeah it got goofy at times but it was a comedy)

Sorry I love scrubs.

I have an unabashedly sincere love for Scrubs and I don’t care what anyone else says

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phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

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Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
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